1. My wife and I divorced over religious differences.
She thought she was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot - Some parts are just missing.
9. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11. Ever stop to think about... never mind, I forget.
12. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted I wanted to be when I grew up.
13. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?
14. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
15. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Lol, what's your favorite, mine's number 8.
2007-06-23
15:57:13
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Baxter
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