1. My wife and I divorced over religious differences.
She thought she was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot - Some parts are just missing.
9. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11. Ever stop to think about... never mind, I forget.
12. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted I wanted to be when I grew up.
13. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?
14. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
15. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Lol, what's your favorite, mine's number 8.
2007-06-23 15:57:13 · 12 answers · asked by Baxter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Heeeyyyy, you just told my life story in 15 sentences! Do I know you?
2007-06-23 16:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Bill Melater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-06-23 16:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 2
2007-06-23 16:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 2
2007-06-23 16:00:17 · answer #4 · answered by Retro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I love it!
2007-06-23 16:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is number 5
2007-06-23 16:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got revealed this one as much as tutor anybody at paintings. i myself, rather cherished it. i'm happy you probably did repost them. i did not see them the 1st time so i myself could have been lacking out in case you probably did not repost! thank you!! save them coming!!
2016-11-07 07:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like number 3....... its so true :p
2007-06-23 16:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like none of the above
2007-06-23 16:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by peace and love :)!!! ☮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12... i am terrified of getting old
2007-06-23 15:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋