Polls & Surveys - 20 June 2007

2007-06-20 10:53:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like family guy better! xD
=]
What about you?

2007-06-20 10:53:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-20 10:53:19 · 13 answers · asked by × 7

2007-06-20 10:52:15 · 14 answers · asked by Damn™ the Man 3

I don't know if someone was telling the truth, or lying...

2007-06-20 10:51:54 · 16 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5

2007-06-20 10:51:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

You can also answer my previous question, it's interesting.

2007-06-20 10:51:48 · 8 answers · asked by dana 2

This simple five question test will help determine how drunk you really are. Begin by answering each of the five questions below truthfully. Then determine your score based on question answer values provided. Lastly, compare your score to the results for a final answer.
1. Think about your wife. In your mind, is she: (a) the most beautiful woman alive; (b) a beautiful woman; (c) attractive; (d) ugly as sin.

2. Think about your job. In your mind, is it: (a) the best job on the planet; (b) a good job; (c) a decent job; (d) the most annoying job ever.

3. Try walking. What happened? Did you: (a) find it impossible to stand up; (b) fall after standing up; (c) walk fifty feet before falling flat on your face; (d) walk one thousand feet without falling.

4. How did you get to the bar? I got here in: (a) my brand new chauffer-driven limo; (b) a brand new car; (c) a used car; (d) a rented, rusted, and damaged 1950 japanese import.

5. What do you think of your strength? I am: (a) invincible; (b) stronger than anyone in the bar; (c) as strong as the average man; (d) a weak and pathetic being.

Question answer values

For every question answered with an A, add ten points.
For every question answered with a B, add five points.
For every question answered with a C, do not change the score.
For every question answered with a D, subtract five points.
For every question answered with an E, add one hundred points.

Results

For scores ranging from fifty to 135, congratulations. You're over and above the normal drunk. Generally, at least they are able to select a valid option. An e option does not even exist on this test. You should probably check yourself into a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

For scores ranging from thirty-five to fifty, you had ten too many beers. If you plan on driving home, make out a will first--that is, if you can even remember your own name. Lastly, don't even think about standing up.

For scores ranging from fifteen to thirty-five, you have had one too many beers. Don't drive unless you want a higher insurance rate. Standing up will probably result in injury.

For scores ranging from zero to fifteen, you may want to stop drinking now. You have probably had enough beers but don't drive unless you want a ticket. If you choose to ignore the tip to stop drinking, it is not a problem; you probably still have the ability to stand up.

For scores ranging from negative twenty-five to zero, you must just be getting started! I bet you don't even have one beer in you. In terms of driving, you are probably just getting out of the car and are walking to the bar this very moment.

2007-06-20 10:50:36 · 14 answers · asked by Joka B 5

LOL

unless your avatar is a girl avatar, in that case, we can be JUST freinds :)

2007-06-20 10:49:17 · 28 answers · asked by Sooo. 3

2007-06-20 10:47:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

she'll never know

2007-06-20 10:47:03 · 35 answers · asked by ~LOZ~ 6

2007-06-20 10:46:40 · 12 answers · asked by *Forget me not* 5

2007-06-20 10:46:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

people try to make you jealous on purpose?

2007-06-20 10:46:25 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ justbnme ♥ 6

2007-06-20 10:45:28 · 34 answers · asked by Kevin 6

What do you eat or do that almost immediately makes you feel better when you're feeling down?

2007-06-20 10:45:20 · 12 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6

2007-06-20 10:45:20 · 6 answers · asked by Moar_plz 1

2007-06-20 10:44:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-20 10:44:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

when you have to be???

2007-06-20 10:44:01 · 20 answers · asked by Bye Bye 5

Now, before you answer, understand what I call a hug. I don't mean the one-armed sideways shoulder grab. I also don't mean any of that reach around you and pat your back, family reunion hugs.

When I say hug, I mean two-armed, full upper-body squeeze, lift off the ground, two full revolutions and return gently to your feet.

So, you still want one?

(Yes, I've asked this before, but it's been a while, and I thought we were due.)

2007-06-20 10:43:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is your favorite bread? i.e. white, wheat, rye, etc.

I used to work in a restaurant where we braided bread together, very popular.

2007-06-20 10:42:09 · 15 answers · asked by Mav 6

2007-06-20 10:42:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-20 10:41:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-20 10:41:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

And why. I would want to hear. I wouldn't be able to live without music.

2007-06-20 10:40:21 · 32 answers · asked by Georami 3

Example: somebody betrayed you & from then on you don't trust anybody at all....

but then you are pushing away people who are possibly good & have no intentions of hurting you..

get what I'm saying..??

2007-06-20 10:40:13 · 17 answers · asked by × 7

2007-06-20 10:40:03 · 4 answers · asked by Kevin 6

e-mail in box.? I've spent a total of about two and a half hours deleting old e-mails and it was made worse because I was swamped by YA sending me notices all day that my contacts were asking questions. It didn't stop until I realised that I'd checked the stupid box during the set up.

2007-06-20 10:39:18 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6

Whats happened??

2007-06-20 10:38:57 · 29 answers · asked by buff1ne 5