A guy walks into a bar with his dog, both sit up to the bar..the guy tells the bartender my dog can talk and understands English..bartender decides to test it out..she hands the dog a dollar and tells him to go get a newspaper and bring it back..the dog scampers out..
An hour goes by and the dog still hasnt returned..the bartender claims fraud!..the guy goes, 'its not like him, id better go look.' The guy searches all around, finally walks down the alley behind the bar and sees his dog humping away on a female dog..
Shocked he says, "hey dog, ive never seen you do that before"..the dog says "well ive never had money before"...
2007-06-19
10:03:26
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