A guy walks into a bar with his dog, both sit up to the bar..the guy tells the bartender my dog can talk and understands English..bartender decides to test it out..she hands the dog a dollar and tells him to go get a newspaper and bring it back..the dog scampers out..
An hour goes by and the dog still hasnt returned..the bartender claims fraud!..the guy goes, 'its not like him, id better go look.' The guy searches all around, finally walks down the alley behind the bar and sees his dog humping away on a female dog..
Shocked he says, "hey dog, ive never seen you do that before"..the dog says "well ive never had money before"...
2007-06-19 10:03:26 · 12 answers · asked by kickmeloose 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha that was great! nice one
2007-06-19 11:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
2007-06-20 04:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUUUUUDE,
You are not supposed to hit against guys.
We all know that we guys are all good swimmers if we just find some water.
But PLSSSS MAN!
Don't shout it out for ladies.
2007-06-19 22:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by The One 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me chuckle too,thanks for sharing!
2007-06-19 17:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Redda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
silly, but I didn't see the punch line before it hit me! ;)
2007-06-19 17:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by LadySlipper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny har de har
2007-06-19 17:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny!
2007-06-19 17:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by Countess Bathory 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao
2007-06-19 17:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny! where'd u hear it?
2007-06-19 17:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by kaceychic13 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao....
2007-06-19 17:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by [ViCkY] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋