You'd better not laugh
You'd better not smile
Until she gets out
(Which may be a while)
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
She's going to spend
A few weeks in stir
'Cause she thinks the law
Don't matter to her
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Try searching there on YouTube
You'll see her "doing bird"
'Cause Paris Hilton's going down
(In both senses of the word)
But I had to laugh
There's tears in my eyes
Her arrogance is
The sort I despise
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
The judge said "desist"
She flouted him twice
Her sentence, it seems
Ain't gonna be nice
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Don't think she'll get a cell phone
But will have a cell-mate
She's lacking a brain cell or two
So she may yet cell-ebrate
So come on and laugh
And laugh till you cry
And ROFL
I'm telling you why:
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
2007-06-06
10:37:27
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