You'd better not laugh
You'd better not smile
Until she gets out
(Which may be a while)
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
She's going to spend
A few weeks in stir
'Cause she thinks the law
Don't matter to her
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Try searching there on YouTube
You'll see her "doing bird"
'Cause Paris Hilton's going down
(In both senses of the word)
But I had to laugh
There's tears in my eyes
Her arrogance is
The sort I despise
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
The judge said "desist"
She flouted him twice
Her sentence, it seems
Ain't gonna be nice
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Don't think she'll get a cell phone
But will have a cell-mate
She's lacking a brain cell or two
So she may yet cell-ebrate
So come on and laugh
And laugh till you cry
And ROFL
I'm telling you why:
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
2007-06-06 10:37:27 · 18 answers · asked by KingPin 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's good!!!!
A++
2007-06-06 10:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ME!! She is taken under consideration one of those freaking waste of area, it incredibly is not even humorous. what's much extra exciting is her stupid mom who's decrying the full element. Get a life, Mrs. Hilton! you're rapidly to blame for transforming into that evil b****!
2017-01-10 16:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by litzenberger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but I mean, just leave her alone. I don't know why you guys would just keep asking endless questions about her.
This song is in the tune of "Santa's Coming to Town" right?
2007-06-06 10:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2007-06-06 10:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you stupid or something? Not only have you celebrated someone else's downfall (although I must admit it is not fully unexpected from her) you are glorifying prison rape. No; I don't think it is funny or in good taste.
2007-06-06 18:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Crossroads Keeper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Makes me feel all Christmassy
2007-06-06 10:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by .......... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, y do ppl care about this. watch, she'll be in there for like a week and be let out
2007-06-06 10:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a question
and the song isnt funny
2007-06-06 10:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by monkeytroubleaj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL :D someone should make a song using it
2007-06-06 10:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hilarious LMFAO
2007-06-06 10:41:19 · answer #10 · answered by Smiley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋