Polls & Surveys - 10 May 2007

TEACH YOU??
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I OWE MY MOTHER


1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY .
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

2007-05-10 08:36:33 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5

it is so serious, it's madly funny! i kind of wonder if it's a joke or if everyone's serious about the demeaning things they say about him. As for Rico, it's so sad, i don't know what to comment about his statements and questions.

2007-05-10 08:36:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've always wanted to see one, I've heard they're so beautiful...

2007-05-10 08:35:19 · 10 answers · asked by Basilia Harmonia 2

2007-05-10 08:33:40 · 25 answers · asked by Alicat 6

i think i'm trapped!! help me please?

2007-05-10 08:32:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 08:31:41 · 9 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7

2007-05-10 08:30:55 · 11 answers · asked by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6

What do you think - HS marching band or dog catching a frisbee?

2007-05-10 08:28:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 08:25:53 · 41 answers · asked by Broken 1

where's that?

2007-05-10 08:25:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

The e-mails you receive for a new answer have a new format. Do you like it? I kinda liked the old one with the pictures on the left, now it's kinda bland. Though I like seeing who answered your question.

2007-05-10 08:25:21 · 5 answers · asked by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5

Now I'm a man who is frankly sick and tired of those guys who do that and think like that about all women. I'm also sick and tired of the fact that because of those guys that there are a lot of women who think that all men are dogs. Do you they not realize that they came from a woman? Do they feel that same way about the women who gave birth to them? Isn't it about time that us men start to heal our women? Be real to our women? Love our women? Respect our women? Protect our women? Cherish our women? Honor our women?

2007-05-10 08:25:02 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

remember?

2007-05-10 08:23:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Doesn't it say to the other person "I'm your property, and you could throw me away anytime you want and I will come back begging because your name is permanently carved on my ***?" What percentage of relationships that you know of involve someone getting one of these tatoos WITHOUT a breakup occuring withing a year?

Finally, would you stay with someone who had another persons name on their *** that you had to look at every time you have sex?

2007-05-10 08:22:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 08:22:28 · 11 answers · asked by gone 7

2007-05-10 08:21:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

What makes it your favorite?

2007-05-10 08:20:04 · 9 answers · asked by Basilia Harmonia 2

2007-05-10 08:20:00 · 10 answers · asked by hotrod 2

2007-05-10 08:19:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-10 08:19:27 · 36 answers · asked by mnunez1709 3

*Inspired by others*.

I would like to die a painful death.

2007-05-10 08:19:26 · 18 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7

when you were in grade school and up into junior high,do you remember giving oral book reports---both younger and older generation can reply

2007-05-10 08:19:15 · 4 answers · asked by ken s 6

Which do you prefer? To wear, and Look at?

2007-05-10 08:18:18 · 15 answers · asked by RobSpi98 2

NOT including people you HAVE to talk to

2007-05-10 08:17:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

when was the last time you did that?

2007-05-10 08:17:09 · 9 answers · asked by gone 7

I mean, how rubbish is our (UK) entry? Can't believe it got picked to represent us.

2007-05-10 08:13:51 · 28 answers · asked by Kirsty 7

2007-05-10 08:13:43 · 14 answers · asked by Rick 3

I just wanted to let you know...that there is not a better group of people anywhere. Pretty sure you're all the sweetest/sexiest group of people ever. Go you!
Cheers, my pretties...
:]

2007-05-10 08:11:28 · 28 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6

do you think I will get violated? cause that chicky said this was a violation and that P&S should be removed....why are some so pissed off about P&S and what goes on here?

2007-05-10 08:11:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you turn in wearing a t-shirt and a thong, something your grandma would have worn in the late-1800's, or do you sleep in the raw?

2007-05-10 08:10:49 · 25 answers · asked by gone 6