Jaffa cakes are not a good source of vitamin C
Ladies - keep your original name when you marry - it considerably simplifies things when you divorce
Don't waste time cleaning your shoes. Smear them with polish and then use the brushes at the sides of escalators to buff them up to a good shine.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.
Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle.
Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.
2007-04-07
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