There's TOM CRUISE sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him CHUCK NORRISE, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor TOM CRUISE starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on TOM CRUISE, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a TOM CRUISE crying."
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
2007-04-04
06:58:02
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Juleette
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