Why are americans so fat and essex girls so rough?
Dont't get me wrong, one of my X was from the US and she was really nice, but has to go back because her visa expired. I also had one X who was from Essex. She was a herion user, not rich or anything, she was not bad in looks but had a jaw like micheal schumacker, otherwise she was ok, I don't go out with ugly birds. Anyway guess what, this heroin user cheated on me with an old man, who attacked me with a crow-bar when I caught them at it in her flat. After he pulled that stunt, I shot him with a ratcatcher all the way to saga holidays. I doubt he had an exotic dongle after that. Then two weeks later, I sniped the snag and blew off the jaw bone. Seen chicken bones on the street..
2007-02-26
10:45:55
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