Polls & Surveys - 12 February 2007

2007-02-12 05:50:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pictures of pre-1982 mullets? Bono just wishes his mullet was as kickin' as mine.

2007-02-12 05:50:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

2007-02-12 05:50:02 · 4 answers · asked by Eraser 1

It would by my pinky finger.

would you say..."Show me the Money"? or NO WAY are you Freakin insane???"

2007-02-12 05:47:38 · 39 answers · asked by Dave 6

Seriously!! Get in touch with your inner child, people!! :)

2007-02-12 05:47:07 · 13 answers · asked by So-Cal Girly 3

Do you expect the best from others or the worst?
When people compliment you do you feel that they are sincere or that they have an unterior motive?
Why to all of the above?

2007-02-12 05:46:45 · 30 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6

2007-02-12 05:46:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-12 05:46:18 · 1 answers · asked by star 1

2007-02-12 05:45:54 · 10 answers · asked by Pinky 6

2007-02-12 05:45:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tequila, it makes me smile.......

2007-02-12 05:45:30 · 10 answers · asked by ........ 3

2007-02-12 05:45:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

like during their 80's lunch or something where they play old favs

2007-02-12 05:44:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-12 05:43:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine's white! well a little grey oh wait ahhh white!!I think....

2007-02-12 05:43:36 · 24 answers · asked by Pinky 6

Please fill in the blanks.

2007-02-12 05:43:34 · 3 answers · asked by Derek Wildstar 4

I like the coal, which is why we are converting from gas to it.

Which do you prefer?

2007-02-12 05:43:20 · 10 answers · asked by BrilliantPomegranate 4

2007-02-12 05:42:41 · 26 answers · asked by kennyboy 6

I just bumped into the one I thought was a mad axe man, wwahhhhh

2007-02-12 05:42:18 · 2 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5

2007-02-12 05:42:14 · 25 answers · asked by little lady 4

Just wondering.

2007-02-12 05:42:05 · 11 answers · asked by Dave 6

I am a model, you know what I mean..

2007-02-12 05:41:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

and what do you think about sending out of control kids to military school? he's 13 and it would have to start at 6th grade.

i know trhis isnt the right category but i didnt get any answers in education and befor i get negitave answers this is not for my child so i dont control the dicipline at home

2007-02-12 05:41:18 · 9 answers · asked by *Suzy-Q* 4

2007-02-12 05:39:58 · 9 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4

2007-02-12 05:38:24 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Worse than Man, Orcal Girl, and all the others. It will have one demand, as you will see within the next month. Prepare yourselves, many will be leaving this site if Yahoo! Staff can't control the mayhem by satisfying this bot's demands. Consider yourselves warned.

2007-02-12 05:38:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

the worse thing that has ever happend to you?

2007-02-12 05:37:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

At work
At School
Reading This
Eating
Late again
Fat
Sad
Angry
Religious
Rich
Poor
Depraved
Upset
Happy
Sad
Dead

2007-02-12 05:37:28 · 25 answers · asked by Dave 6

Oceans 11 was on TV last, so it got me wondering. Thanks for the answers....oh, and I didn't really know where to put this question.

2007-02-12 05:37:27 · 5 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5

2007-02-12 05:36:59 · 5 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5