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Polls & Surveys - 1 February 2007

[Selected]: All categories Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

and who was the recipient?

2007-02-01 06:33:21 · 8 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 4

.....it will be called when the Mexican people revolt over sky-high tortilla prices?

I am NOT making this up.....saw the story on Yahoo this morning....

2007-02-01 06:32:22 · 7 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

if you didn't graduate (like me) what year will you graduate?

2007-02-01 06:31:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-01 06:30:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the
beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer.
The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would feel
uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would
handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is
for washing our hair."

The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put
a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer. "Here you go, sister,"
she said, "don't forget the curlers."

2007-02-01 06:29:31 · 16 answers · asked by fiesty 2

2007-02-01 06:29:19 · 22 answers · asked by sweetie 5

voting on undecided questions?

2007-02-01 06:29:12 · 28 answers · asked by kimmycat 4

online? can you tell me?

2007-02-01 06:29:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.

All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.

She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"

The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"

2007-02-01 06:28:43 · 15 answers · asked by Eraser 1

If i said hell yeah???

2007-02-01 06:28:40 · 9 answers · asked by blueidgirl 4

sharing?

2007-02-01 06:28:29 · 10 answers · asked by kimmycat 4

2007-02-01 06:26:59 · 37 answers · asked by blueidgirl 4

2007-02-01 06:25:45 · 23 answers · asked by sweetie 5

2007-02-01 06:25:33 · 25 answers · asked by Shredder 6

2007-02-01 06:24:44 · 19 answers · asked by stargazer 5

2007-02-01 06:24:09 · 90 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5

2007-02-01 06:23:37 · 17 answers · asked by Jesabel 6

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What is the most important thing in your life?

2007-02-01 06:23:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-01 06:23:19 · 10 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5

If so, what for?

2007-02-01 06:22:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

On P n S??? I just want to know if u have seen me around...and who hasn't seen me yet...

2007-02-01 06:22:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Joni Sparrow? I need to be serviced.

2007-02-01 06:22:50 · 12 answers · asked by HA HA 5

2007-02-01 06:22:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anashuya 6

A man is driving along the interstate out of Maine. He's got two hours to get to an important business conference in New Hampshire. All of a sudden, he's really hungry. He pulls over to the nearest fast food joint he sees. He orders a huge meal from the drive-through, and continues on his way.

After a little while, nature calls. The man, not wanting to "go" in the forest, looks around desperately for a building with a bathroom. He's really got to take a crap. Suddenly, he sees this small, run-down old church. He thinks, "Great, they'll have a bathroom."

He pulls over, and runs into the lobby. It's deserted, and he can't see a bathroom anywhere. He runs into the sanctuary. He sees a praying woman.

"Where's the bathroom?" he asks.

"Shh! Down the hall, third right." So the man runs down the hall. In his pain, however, he takes the third left, instead. He rips the door open. It's a hole in the wall! He thinks, "Oh well, it's better than nothing."

In the basement below, a preacher is praying at his private alter, "What will god give us today?" The preacher holds up his hand, reaching up to heaven through his heaven-hole in the wall.

PLOP!!

"Oh. Well, if that's how he's feeling today, well, so be it. What will god say to us today?" He stretches his ear up to heaven.

"Dammit, where's the toilet paper?"

2007-02-01 06:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by Eraser 1

It makes me cringe.

2007-02-01 06:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5

Dopped the soap?

2007-02-01 06:21:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Accidentally find yourself in another category in Answers? I was doing something else and clicked back to P&S and found myself in Horoscopes!! It was really scary.

What's the oddest category you've found in here? Did you know there's a Bull Fight category..? Fact.

2007-02-01 06:20:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

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