A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.
All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
2007-02-01 06:28:43 · 15 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL :)
2007-02-01 06:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes me laugh. Although technically, lowering her own zipper probably would not have helped her step up (she would have needed to pull her skirt up, but never mind). Still funny.
2007-02-01 14:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Claire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing.
2007-02-01 14:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-02-01 14:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by BoTToms UP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing..lol
2007-02-01 14:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by × 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-01 14:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Kogetsu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disturbed, yet still laughing...
2007-02-01 14:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke and not particularly funny or disturbing. just silly.
2007-02-01 14:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by tess 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-02-01 14:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That's very funny!
2007-02-01 14:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Venus Mantrap 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL - this is funny.
2007-02-01 14:38:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋