Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 30 January 2007

I found a funny blonde joke for once!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He
sighed...
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."

2007-01-30 07:19:51 · 69 answers · asked by Fluffy Rover 5

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Have u ever been to the beach?

2007-01-30 07:19:23 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Would you appear on a "Girls Gone Wild" video?

Why or why not?
What would you do to stand out?
Do you watch "Girls Gone Wild?"
What if you saw your daughter/mother/sister/ friend on one?

2007-01-30 07:19:05 · 29 answers · asked by Vizzini 4

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Have you ever clogged your toilet for not constantly flushing as you POOP?

I know it's my own poop but I get disgusted trying to unclog it, and the last thing I want to do is call someone else to get disgusted.

2007-01-30 07:18:55 · 2 answers · asked by chaseki 3

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Have you ever had some kind of a relationship with someone you met on Yahoo Answers?

2007-01-30 07:18:34 · 18 answers · asked by Josh B 1

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Why do shoes come with laces you can't actually use?

Thanks for answering!

2007-01-30 07:18:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Can Someone PLEASE.....LOOK for me!?

Can someone please look over my answers and tell me whats wrong with them......why dont I get best answers??? WHY

2007-01-30 07:18:11 · 11 answers · asked by Sue Sue2 3

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Hmmm.... Can overweight people go skinny dipping?

2007-01-30 07:18:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Suggestions!!! I work in an FINANCE firm, and I just SPILLED soup on my PANTS (looks like I peed there).Advice

I can't go home to switch because I use public transportation, and my home is like 2 hours away. I walk around the office all day for various tasks, and It looks really bad. Suggestions please!

2007-01-30 07:17:25 · 14 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1

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Budweiser acronym...help!?

It stands for a couple things. I need help with a couple letters.
Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly...

*****
U
Do
What
Ever
I
Say
?
?

2007-01-30 07:17:17 · 19 answers · asked by Sam I Am 3

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Which would you choose money or an education?

you get one or the other. i know many of you will say-i'll take the education and make the money and i know many will say the opposite i'll take the money and go get an education. studies show that people who usually have the money-don't go out and get educations.

so please choose either.

2007-01-30 07:17:01 · 33 answers · asked by LS 5

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