Polls & Surveys - 11 January 2007

PARANORMAL.

2007-01-11 05:37:44 · 17 answers · asked by Joni J 6

else Ok with it?

2007-01-11 05:37:05 · 34 answers · asked by Kimi K 2

...please be specific!!!

2007-01-11 05:37:04 · 8 answers · asked by yahoo 6

Yeah, I'm bored.........

2007-01-11 05:36:57 · 2 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2

someone using a handkerchief to blow their nose? They clean out their nose and then put it in their pocket for later? YUCK!! This is the modern era people, we have tissues for that.

2007-01-11 05:36:50 · 7 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5

Have you ever been chased out of a takeaway as u did not pay and they sent loads of there men to chase you?
so did this ever happen to u it happened to me once and it was in a little tiny area and it was really dark at night time i was chased by about 10 people for not paying for a indian takeaway and a few cans of drink and as soon as they said pay i runned out and was chased by 10 indians thankfully i got back to my house without getting killed
any way as this ever happened to u

2007-01-11 05:36:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 05:36:13 · 8 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4

I mean is there privacy or does everyone in the office know whats going on in there...and if so...how do you handle the smell drifting?

2007-01-11 05:35:43 · 26 answers · asked by dj 4

2007-01-11 05:34:26 · 14 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

just because today i decided dress like her and to copy her every movements, im even copying her being in yahoo answers only she is in the psychology section

2007-01-11 05:34:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 05:34:07 · 12 answers · asked by da dude 4

You can throw money to congratulate me if you can't make it. =)

2007-01-11 05:33:16 · 21 answers · asked by Dale S. 2

I would just watch to see who lost, so I could laugh at them : )

2007-01-11 05:31:54 · 26 answers · asked by maccnthabox5 1

2007-01-11 05:31:54 · 27 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3

I do

2007-01-11 05:31:29 · 8 answers · asked by T_I_GG_E_R 5

Okay moms - how do you feel about your shared custody situation? I am the residential parent and that means I am supposed to have her most of the time and make the decisions. But my ex is constantly butting his head in and trying to mess things up. He wants a say in everything and he wants to control her schedule. He criticizes the TV she watches, the list goes on and on. He was even says he is going to pick the soccer team she is on this summer, because he thinks he needs to come to her games. LIke I can't take her to the games! anyway, I don't like this shared custody plan, and I think it's bad for kids because it exposes them to two different houses and lifestyles instead of giving them a stable home life.

2007-01-11 05:30:58 · 8 answers · asked by mommydearest 1

from a guy?

2007-01-11 05:30:34 · 15 answers · asked by Sean 4

Mine is mail.yahoo.com

2007-01-11 05:28:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Home for lunch and checking on my sweeties..

2007-01-11 05:27:58 · 23 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6

2007-01-11 05:27:43 · 9 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3

2007-01-11 05:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3

2007-01-11 05:26:18 · 30 answers · asked by cool nerd 4

just because i dressed like Oprah and took my Rottweiler to my prom and me and my dog did the Erkel, what is the big deal???

2007-01-11 05:26:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Preferably all of your joys!

2007-01-11 05:26:03 · 6 answers · asked by yahoo 6

if so, explain (but briefly) if not, why (in short term too)

2007-01-11 05:25:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Purina Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
dog Lola - and was in line to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on
with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that
the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry.

The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had
poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital?

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried
out the door.

2007-01-11 05:25:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 05:25:32 · 6 answers · asked by dj 4

2007-01-11 05:25:07 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6

2007-01-11 05:23:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Paradox of my Appetite

This is my zest, my appetite, and my hate
I can't stand the thought to contemplate
This lust inside of me
Worse than sweet rape or sodomy
It's something, something evil
I can’t stand the glare of the devil
I pussyfooted out underneath the moon
And watched her sleep, a coma gloom
I unzipped the door and watched her
It's so crooked, so repulsive, so impure
I slept inside her bed one night
She was so sweet and heedless
To what was in my head that night
I can't help it if the flower does not bleed
Her flesh is programmed inside, it's what i need
If I could mutate, believe me i would
But the skin, the lips feel so good
I'm so loathed; I’m so lonely
She's my one and only
I am sorry for my curse
It's in my vessels, which makes it worse
Faithless monstrosity of what is grotesque
My wings of suicide so thoughtful in this burlesque
Her muscles, so soft, so tender
I beg myself not to lend a cell on this poor gender
The beast that settles behind my chest
Is here to keep my true nature undressed
There is no failure to be broken
As this creature is delayed unspoken
He crawls inside and breathes a deep spell
And I begin to crack, fracturing my shell
It's not a place of soiree
I will suicide myself where I lay
And then my precious carnality will expire
They will decay into nice soil beneath the mire

2007-01-11 05:23:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous