1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
2. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
3. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
6. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
8. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
2006-12-10
17:36:46
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26 answers
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