Rate the following pickup lines (upto 10 stars)?

Question

1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

2. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

3. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!

6. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

8. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Answer 1

........wow dude........you've been single for a long, LONG time......huh?...........and I can see why........your lines SUCK!!!!!..............

Answer 2

I would use just the first one.. Cause i am sure it will work.. thanks.....

1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Rating 8

2. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? "2"

3. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. "3"

4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 2"

5. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!! " 3"

6. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. "-5"

7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. " 6"

8. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. "2"

Answer 3

THERE CHEESY. YOU NEED NEW ONES.
Just kidding. I think that #7 is pretty cute. I had this one little boy tell me that. Anywayz, 1,2,5, and 6 are pretty sexual. If you wanna get a girl with those then I wish you all the luck in the world. Those make a girl fell cheap and disrespected. If you was to tell me number 3 then that would make me feel ugly and that's not what I think you should be telling me. 4 and 6 are all about you and truth be told I might think that you have one small package. Too Small to fit into my mouth. Number 8 that's just rude. As for 7, I think that its pretty cute but it's more of a hit on so unless you 12 or younger I wouldn't use that.

Answer 4

1) 8 (to the moon, alright) 2) 9 (mr. awesome talks funny) 3) 10 (sweaty from running = wet) 4) 8 (smooth by trying to imply that i'm hot instead of a drunk klutz) 5 10 (salt makes me thirsty for wet stuff)

Answer 5

HAHAHA!!! lol well... if a dude said any of these to me I'd probably BUST out laughing... lol i'm sorry honey but... lol no... i have to say that i like #7 the best though... so i guess

1 *
2 Negative**
3 ***
4 Negative***
5 NEGATIVE ******************
6 *
7 ******
8 ***
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Answer 6

Lol! Every single one of those lines except the first one are bad pickup lines. I'd give all of them a zero. And the first one I'd give that a 5.

Answer 7

. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If a bloke said that to me hed get a kick in the nuts

Answer 8

How about this one!? Are you a track star? Cause you've been running through my head all night!

Answer 9

I like # 4, its funny. At least it would get a good laugh.

Answer 10

1-1
2-0
3-0
4-ewwww 0
5-this is nauseating
6-1
7-1
8-2

Answer 11

I think that #7 is the only one that I wouldn't slap somebody over.