Polls & Surveys - 4 December 2006

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate."

2006-12-04 06:14:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you feel more important in real life or on the internet?

2006-12-04 06:13:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

are you the type of person people want to be around or the type that ppl ignore ?

2006-12-04 06:10:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-04 06:10:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-04 06:08:36 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3

2006-12-04 06:06:57 · 9 answers · asked by Celeste P 7

Paper inserts that spring your pages shut when you are trying
to read a magazine

2006-12-04 06:06:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Well I am not sure if my phobia has a name but as a little girl I use to be terrified of clowns, I still don't care too much for them, they just look creepy.

2006-12-04 06:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by sweetme35 5

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:


A Litre of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
And one pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly. "

2006-12-04 06:04:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-04 06:04:09 · 8 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4

for Christmas shopping......

2006-12-04 06:03:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-04 06:02:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-04 06:02:45 · 18 answers · asked by . 6

you usually won't tell anyone? What are some of your secrets?

2006-12-04 06:01:55 · 6 answers · asked by me 6

when you approach the red traffic light, do you pull up parallel to the other car so you can look at the other driver? or vice versa?

2006-12-04 06:01:51 · 5 answers · asked by Pedro Xavier Ramirez 2

2006-12-04 06:00:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

2006-12-04 05:58:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

For really BIG MISTAKES?

2006-12-04 05:56:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

2006-12-04 05:56:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

which character would you play if you had a part on Cinderella and why:

Alaina Monica Christine (cinderella)
Bertha (stepmother)
Gizelle (stepsister1)
Drusilla (stepsister2)
Jasmine (mouse friend and confidant of Cinderella)
Genevieve (Fairy Godmother)
William Henri Olivier IV (Prince Charming)
Henri (prince charmings dad)
Isabella (prince charmings mom)
Guy (castle assistant who fits the glass slipper in all the women of the village)

2006-12-04 05:56:22 · 7 answers · asked by Pedro Xavier Ramirez 2

2006-12-04 05:56:21 · 7 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4

your favorite song, and who is it by?

2006-12-04 05:56:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-04 05:55:01 · 4 answers · asked by Celeste P 7

to get to center of where you're tryna be?

2006-12-04 05:52:09 · 13 answers · asked by me 6

2006-12-04 05:50:40 · 6 answers · asked by White 7

2006-12-04 05:48:28 · 25 answers · asked by Ormoz 3

is there any site or something . i am not talking about exactly but i have some questions for i just need a hint about it.so pls help me out.

2006-12-04 05:47:43 · 13 answers · asked by dev_simlove 1

in reponse to the python question...

2006-12-04 05:47:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

And Why?

2006-12-04 05:45:37 · 14 answers · asked by Kookie 4

2006-12-04 05:43:10 · 20 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6