A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A Litre of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
And one pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly. "
2006-12-04 06:04:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha good one
2006-12-04 06:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by can u ♥ moi? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's great and I was so misdirected by the details I never guessed the punch line.
2006-12-04 14:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2006-12-04 14:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Oswald29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's lame a real joke is
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there
BUNNIES
bunnies who
DEAD BUNNIES
that's hilarious
2006-12-04 15:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jelly Brotha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a little amusing, not nice , but amusing.
2006-12-04 14:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad taste
2006-12-04 14:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats mean
2006-12-04 14:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jamie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it did make me laugh, but it was mean.
2006-12-04 14:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by Patti T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this question was already asked Mr.!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhUsAgv007s4vJ9h5wnGiVTsy6IX?qid=20061204073115AAtYEb0&show=7#profile-info-2b7569ba0ae373826a8b08ff4d78860aaa
but yea, i already enjoyed it
2006-12-04 14:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry dude, it kinda sucked
2006-12-04 14:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by lauren. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋