Electro-shock therapy, or electro-convulsive therapy as it is called now, is the exact cure for a plethora of problems. ECT cured my weasel of bed wetting and my platypus of pinball sessions in the middle of the night.
If you don't want to bother with buying the rather expensive apparatus, I suggest that a cattle prod will suffice. And if that doesn't float your balloon, try having the zebra hold the spark plug wire while you try and crank your lawn mower.
I hope that I have been of some help.
2006-12-04 08:15:22
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answered by Anonymous
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it's all about accelerate. I'd tell it to go with straight up 85 octane unleaded. the prices are coming down to where even the common house zebra can afford several gallons. Enough to do the trick!
2006-12-04 13:46:33
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answered by travistual 3
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Set fire to the zebra just once and I bet that will cure him of his urge to play with fire/matches.
2006-12-04 14:02:52
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answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6
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Trade him two sticks for his lighter and matches. With those clumsy hooves, he'll never be able to get a fire going.
2006-12-05 00:16:40
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answered by Hot Donna 3
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Tranquilizers
2006-12-04 13:46:14
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answered by Diesel Weasel 7
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Buy him a playmate. Perhaps a pet Giraffe.
2006-12-04 13:46:58
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answered by jelly-bean 4
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make him watch hours and hours of Smoky the Bear cartoons
2006-12-05 00:24:54
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answered by Anonymous
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chain him to something in the house. he would set fire to it if he's stuck there! unless of course he is suicidal.....
2006-12-04 13:47:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Lock all sources of fire.
2006-12-04 13:45:52
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answered by mark j 3
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Keep the matches away.
2006-12-04 13:45:39
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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