Me and my gf were going out and I accidentally punched her in the nose. She had a nosebleed afterward and was real quiet. When we got back to her place she shrunk me and tried to step on me but I kept on running away. I fell asleep and awoke to find myself sleping on her gigantic bed. She saw me wake up and took hold of me, even though I tried to run away but my size did not permit it. She brought me close to her lips and said that she would eat me. Fortunately, I brought along a tiny supercomputer with internet access in my pocket so that now once she has swallowed me I am not without internet access in her stomach. So I communicate this message to you, dear giants of this earth, within the barriers of my girlfriend's dark and smelly stomach. I am trying to avoid the acids and such and so far I am doing a pretty good job. I don't think I can survive for long in here though, so can you please advise me on what steps I should take next, preferably to get out of my girlfriend's stomach?
2006-11-30
09:34:20
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