Me and my gf were going out and I accidentally punched her in the nose. She had a nosebleed afterward and was real quiet. When we got back to her place she shrunk me and tried to step on me but I kept on running away. I fell asleep and awoke to find myself sleping on her gigantic bed. She saw me wake up and took hold of me, even though I tried to run away but my size did not permit it. She brought me close to her lips and said that she would eat me. Fortunately, I brought along a tiny supercomputer with internet access in my pocket so that now once she has swallowed me I am not without internet access in her stomach. So I communicate this message to you, dear giants of this earth, within the barriers of my girlfriend's dark and smelly stomach. I am trying to avoid the acids and such and so far I am doing a pretty good job. I don't think I can survive for long in here though, so can you please advise me on what steps I should take next, preferably to get out of my girlfriend's stomach?
2006-11-30 09:34:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make enough racket and displeasure for her that she can FART YOU OUT!!!
2006-11-30 09:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by tofu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop eating those pretty little paper squares, hun!
2006-11-30 09:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by ladyw900ldriver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Email her to take some ipecac.
2006-11-30 09:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try tickling her insides in her tummy lol... climb to her nose and make her sneeze.... go to the exit (EEEWWW) lol hang on... i thought u were an ant last time i checked lol... which story is it lol.
2006-11-30 09:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kellie N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait until she takes a sh*t and come out with the rest of it
2006-11-30 09:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is good luck, buddy!
2006-11-30 09:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it all depends on which way you would like out...
2006-11-30 09:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋