Polls & Surveys - 22 November 2006

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

2006-11-22 11:17:18 · 26 answers · asked by Eraser 1

About your job, what would it be?

2006-11-22 11:17:03 · 24 answers · asked by dying~at~work~constantly 1

I ask a random question that i think is funny... and people mark me down on it and insult me. this is me just asking you... "what crawled up your @$$ this morning?" and it happened in this category and I basically live off of this category so thats why im putting it in this category. (I just try to have fun on here)

2006-11-22 11:15:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-22 11:14:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

have you ever heard of a type of music called reggaeton? lots of people just call it a fad in the latin countries but i dont agree with that. i want to know how many people who speak all english have heard of this great music

2006-11-22 11:13:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

holiday
color
tv show
day
anything...............

2006-11-22 11:11:13 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

"You had more brains than you could shack a stick at."

personally if some one said that to me I'd hit them with that stick what does that even mean it make no sense

2006-11-22 11:11:09 · 7 answers · asked by Nevar 3

Are you a human
or are you a supernatural being!?

lol........


p.sdont dis me cuz im havin a wierd moment.

2006-11-22 11:11:02 · 13 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4

2006-11-22 11:09:55 · 10 answers · asked by jdhayman 5

2006-11-22 11:09:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

they describe the kosher laws against eating pork, but also contain delicious recipes for turkey.
Should I change from spiral ham to a big purty bird for Thanksgiving?
Or just join their cult?

2006-11-22 11:09:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I like cheese! lol I'm bored and i'm eating cheese! muahahahaha fear me...lol do you like cheese?


Don't hate me cause i'm hyper! muahahahaha!

2006-11-22 11:06:47 · 24 answers · asked by Becky<3 6

Also have you ever regifted? Do you think it's wrong. I got regift by my sister a gift that I gave her for her birthday she gave me for christman.

2006-11-22 11:06:15 · 11 answers · asked by Nevar 3

im from new york city is raining right now and im doing great.

2006-11-22 11:04:49 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-22 11:04:39 · 32 answers · asked by Eraser 1

pie? turkey? gravey?
what kind of pie is ur fav?

2006-11-22 11:02:50 · 17 answers · asked by VampirePrincess 2

I feel so disoriented right now! I went to bed, hoping to just close my eyes for 30 minutes (until 4:30), and I woke up at 5:45! I missed so freaking much... it's dark outside... lol... No more naps for me without an alarm clock!!

2006-11-22 11:01:50 · 28 answers · asked by misery 7

2006-11-22 11:01:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

...and if so what does it sound like it SHOULD mean?

2006-11-22 11:00:14 · 12 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3

What do you think when someone gives you a hand made present? Not from your child, of course

2006-11-22 10:59:12 · 26 answers · asked by ATerribleIdea 5

Jumba Juice? I love Jumba Juice. i just got a banana and strawberry one yesterday, yumm

2006-11-22 10:57:55 · 18 answers · asked by Youngling 4

Do you like your job?

2006-11-22 10:57:20 · 9 answers · asked by dying~at~work~constantly 1

and you are at work what do you do? Would you get rid of your underwear and go comando the rest of the day? What if it wasn't a little and a spot appeared on the back of your pants or ladies your skirt, what then? I think it just happened to me.

2006-11-22 10:57:06 · 9 answers · asked by slaphappypimp 3

Show me your and I'll...

2006-11-22 10:57:05 · 10 answers · asked by Nevar 3

turkey sandwiches for me, with mayo.

2006-11-22 10:55:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-22 10:54:20 · 48 answers · asked by nas88car300 7

chocolate pie?




i ♥ chocolate pie

2006-11-22 10:53:58 · 29 answers · asked by VampirePrincess 2

How old were you the first time you kissed?

2006-11-22 10:53:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or Both? Which will you eat at Thanksgiving tomorrow?

2006-11-22 10:53:04 · 35 answers · asked by ATerribleIdea 5

I am great at picking fruit but I have no imagination or morals and intend too steal the best answer and use it !

2006-11-22 10:52:43 · 13 answers · asked by The Man from Del Monte 2