Polls & Surveys - 9 October 2006

My husband went to South Georgia yesterday and came home with freshly dug peanuts from my grandparents farm. We washed and boiled them I can hardly wait to eat them.

2006-10-09 02:45:00 · 11 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4

COFFEE...not late or mocha or crap like that....COFFEE

2006-10-09 02:44:04 · 32 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

When anyone denies u 2 add in his/her messenger list & insults u what is the feeling? What is the 1st thing comes in ur mind? Any experience? I am just experienced in the same

2006-10-09 02:43:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Thanks "coworker" for ruining my LIFE!!!

2006-10-09 02:41:56 · 21 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

And when his wife wants to have sex he says, "Please Honey, I've been handling those all day and I tired."

2006-10-09 02:41:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:39:49 · 23 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

To me it's a toss up between Special Ed and Gummi Bear Devourer ...

2006-10-09 02:36:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been told a few times I remind someone of a whale...

2006-10-09 02:36:09 · 15 answers · asked by Big Z 6

The ancient rubber chicken texts and Clown bible have both left it out for some reason. Why would they do a thing like that!?

2006-10-09 02:34:18 · 6 answers · asked by no munkey 3

2006-10-09 02:33:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:33:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

im right handed

2006-10-09 02:33:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:32:35 · 19 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

boogie man....

2006-10-09 02:32:10 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was born at 01:35am

2006-10-09 02:31:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

dang it all, why won't this hunger go away!!!

2006-10-09 02:30:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you did what did you get?

2006-10-09 02:30:43 · 6 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

2006-10-09 02:26:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why is that! Are they mortal enemies from a past life or what?

2006-10-09 02:25:05 · 12 answers · asked by no munkey 3

heheh :) ??

2006-10-09 02:24:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:24:16 · 5 answers · asked by no munkey 3

A guy walked into a bank and said to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuc*kin' checking account."

The teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuc*kin' checking account right now," he said.

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" she told him

The teller left the window, went over to the bank manager, and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won fifty million dollars in the lottery and I want to open a fuc*kin' checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "And this bit*ch is giving you a hard time?"

2006-10-09 02:23:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:22:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:20:47 · 3 answers · asked by michelle m 1

2006-10-09 02:19:53 · 22 answers · asked by gymfreak 2

A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once," she replied.

"How did he look?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Very angry," she said.

At this point the psychiatrist felt he was really getting somewhere, so he said, "Well that's very interesting. We must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. How did it happen that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us," she answered.

2006-10-09 02:19:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:18:20 · 18 answers · asked by anna 7

If anyone would like to correct my grammer...please go away and don't come back...thank you

2006-10-09 02:15:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."

2006-10-09 02:14:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-09 02:13:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous