A guy walked into a bank and said to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuc*kin' checking account."
The teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuc*kin' checking account right now," he said.
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" she told him
The teller left the window, went over to the bank manager, and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won fifty million dollars in the lottery and I want to open a fuc*kin' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "And this bit*ch is giving you a hard time?"
2006-10-09 02:23:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
laughing so hard am speechless
2006-10-09 02:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again you've managed to put a smile on my face when I'm determined to be mean. You're awsome! Have a great day!
2006-10-09 09:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-10-09 09:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by kim_strng 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-09 09:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Adrian B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh, I'm having a really bad day and you made me smile :)
2006-10-09 09:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ! good one
2006-10-09 09:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by bindu t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is to funny..lol
2006-10-09 09:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by pisceslady a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - but no, I don't talk like that . . .
2006-10-09 10:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-09 09:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps
2006-10-09 12:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋