Can anyone fill me in on details to the great battle of Rubber Chickens and Evil Clowns in 1217 BCE?

Question

The ancient rubber chicken texts and Clown bible have both left it out for some reason. Why would they do a thing like that!?

Answer 1

now this is a very interesting question, sit tight and enjoy the ride.
interestingly enough, the rubber chickens and evil banded together as they were both outcast, the rubber chickens were banished by the regular chickens, and the evil clowns were banished by the funny clowns.
for years, they worked together to sabotage the lives of their banishers, they were a great team who worked seamlessly. however as the years passed, the reasons they were allies was slowly forgotten, and though they had ruled together for all those years, they each wanted to be the leader.
this caused great strife, and sly, underhand tactics began to rear their ugly heads. the rubber chickens would go around in the dead of the night painting smilly faces on the evil clowns, causing great embarrasment. not to be outdone, the evil clowns reformed the rubber chickens into all sorts of weird shapes and sizes.
just 2 years later, it was all out war, they fought to the death, but they were so equally matched that their armies were reducing in size till but a handful of each remained. this was when the truce was called and they went their separate ways.
you see them from time to time, the most successful being the evil clown who starred in a movie under the character name of It. the rubber chickens bide their time in joke shops around the world, waiting for that moment to strike and bring the world under their power.

Answer 2

They left it out because it was really the evil clowns that upheld the monumental planet. The rubber chickens came later and took over with their new and absurd way of life. The great battle consisted of the evil clowns throwing cows clockwise towards the north pole, whilst the Rubber Chickens divided the mountains in the west so they could form barricades. Of course as you know the clowns won but they had destroyed more than half the planet we know today. A time or remorse and reckoning... that's why it is not mentioned.

Answer 3

They did this to hide the fact that both the Rubber Chickens and the Evil Clowns were gay and ran away with each other.

The war was a ruse to deflect the rest of history from their filthy dirty sordid secret, much like the Da Vinci Code did

Answer 4

It was a rout. The evil clowns beat down the rubber chickens on the right flank. The rubber chickens left it out because it was such a disgraceful loss. The evil clowns left it out because they lost their great leader, Clownaesar Clownustus.

Answer 5

cute avator ok i seen ruber chicken but not evil clowns

Answer 6

chickin's did not exsisht then and clown's were not called clown's they were called pilgrim's.