Polls & Surveys - 1 October 2006

mines 120

2006-10-01 02:47:38 · 16 answers · asked by JustJane 6

2006-10-01 02:47:07 · 34 answers · asked by gymfreak 2

Just curious...thanks!

2006-10-01 02:43:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

example: lets say secure white american was gonna get it.

2006-10-01 02:43:03 · 35 answers · asked by Hando C 4

me, i just ate and watched tv with my family..but next weekend is a different story.

2006-10-01 02:32:09 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-01 02:30:55 · 5 answers · asked by JustJane 6

i don't get why people don't do it.

2006-10-01 02:24:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

♥Apparently I can't decide between elf and faerie ;)

2006-10-01 02:23:45 · 42 answers · asked by ? 4

2006-10-01 02:23:40 · 22 answers · asked by JustJane 6

"We specialise In Hygiene", said the sign at the bread shop.
The customer was delighted when she saw the baker pick up her rolls with a pair of tongs and put them in a bag.
"Untouched by human hands!", said the baker.
"Very good!" said the customer, "but tell me, what is that piece of string hanging out of your fly?"
"hygeine!", said the baker. "When I have a piss I pull it out with the string. My hand never touches my di*ck."
"How do you put it back?", asked the customer.
With the tongs", replied the baker.

2006-10-01 02:23:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

There's got to be some really good ones e.g. No lights on upstairs/ a couple of grapes short of a good bunch etc.....

2006-10-01 02:21:53 · 33 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2

2006-10-01 02:19:20 · 42 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

I've got to a change jobs", the patient said to his psychiatrist. "I've worked in a pickled onion factory for ten years, and last week I started to get this uncontrollable urge to put my dic*k in the onion peeler."
The psychiatrist explain about workplace stress and told him he must learn to relax.
But a week later, the patient was back.
"I don't think I can control myself much longer", he said. "The urge is getting greater. I'm going to put my dic*k in the onion peeler any day now."
The psychiatrist prescribed Valium.
A month later, the patient was back on the psychiatrist's couch.
"I've lost my job", he said. "I finally stuck my dic*k into onion peeler."
"My God!", said the psychiatrist. "What heppened then?"
"I got fired. And Betty, the onion peeler, got fired too."

2006-10-01 02:18:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-01 02:18:34 · 20 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

"Oh no, it's my husband!", she said to her boyfriend on hearing the front door slam. "Quick hide in the wardrobe!"
He grabbed his clothes and dashed from the bed to the wardrobe. After a few minutes, another voice said quietly, "It's damn dark in here, isn't it?"
The man, shivering in the nude, said, "Who's there?"
The little voice replied, "Give me $50 and I won't yell out to Dad and tell him who you are."
In no position to argue, he handed over the money, and at the appropriate time made a quick dash out the window.
The following week, Junior came home with a brand new set of roller blades. His mother queried, "Where did you get the money for those?"
"I had $50", he replied.
"Where did you get that kind of money?", but Junior wasn't telling.
Convinced her son was up to no good, she ordered him to go to Church. "Confession will fix you up, my boy. You'll have to tell the Priest", and she pushed him into the confessional box and shut the door.
"It's damn dark in here", he said out loud.
"Now, don't you start that shi*t again here!”, said the Priest.

2006-10-01 02:17:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

suckerpunched-(means punched totally unexpected) in the GUT before? if so did it knock the wind outta you ,who ,when,why did they punch you in the gut and did you cry?

2006-10-01 02:16:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-01 02:16:37 · 23 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

♥Like once a day - I watched The Breakfast Club every day for a month or so when I was in college, but there are lots of movies I could do this with - I love movies and prefer them to most television :)

2006-10-01 02:16:17 · 36 answers · asked by ? 4

2006-10-01 02:16:05 · 11 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

2006-10-01 02:14:15 · 19 answers · asked by NANCY K 6

2006-10-01 02:13:18 · 9 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

2006-10-01 02:12:40 · 11 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

2006-10-01 02:11:51 · 36 answers · asked by gotalife 7

2006-10-01 02:11:18 · 3 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4

I changed my neighbor's tire for her.

2006-10-01 02:09:24 · 12 answers · asked by Hando C 4

2006-10-01 02:09:11 · 12 answers · asked by newjonib 1

I find it amazing how much twins know about each other how close does the bond go and does it take twins to understand twins

2006-10-01 02:08:04 · 24 answers · asked by Eric C 4

1. Hold her purse in public
2. Buy her female hygienic products (you know what I mean)
3. Paint her nails
4. Shop at Victoria's Secret with her.

2006-10-01 02:07:28 · 18 answers · asked by gymfreak 2

2006-10-01 02:06:48 · 9 answers · asked by looking for the left eye 3

All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around.

The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?"
Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one."
The other sperm says, "What are the chances of that--one in a million?"

The time comes, and they all start swimming and Stanley is way ahead of the pack. Then all of a sudden Stanley stops and starts swimming backward and tells everyone to turn a round and go back.

Everybody says, "Stanley, what's the matter?"

Stanley says, "It's a blow job"

2006-10-01 02:06:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous