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I've got to a change jobs", the patient said to his psychiatrist. "I've worked in a pickled onion factory for ten years, and last week I started to get this uncontrollable urge to put my dic*k in the onion peeler."
The psychiatrist explain about workplace stress and told him he must learn to relax.
But a week later, the patient was back.
"I don't think I can control myself much longer", he said. "The urge is getting greater. I'm going to put my dic*k in the onion peeler any day now."
The psychiatrist prescribed Valium.
A month later, the patient was back on the psychiatrist's couch.
"I've lost my job", he said. "I finally stuck my dic*k into onion peeler."
"My God!", said the psychiatrist. "What heppened then?"
"I got fired. And Betty, the onion peeler, got fired too."

2006-10-01 02:18:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

Still laughing lol Good one... x

2006-10-01 02:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 1 0

Funny just heard that one last week at work! I work for a company where we clean & pack steal tubing! Yes I stroke wands all day!! LOL

2006-10-01 11:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 0 0

That's funny.

2006-10-01 12:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

keep the jokes comming they are truely funny

2006-10-01 09:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by ERICA J 3 · 0 0

What book are you getting these from (They are funny)

2006-10-01 09:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Always at your best....Thank you for the uplift.

2006-10-01 09:54:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its possible but only you can hear it ( in your head)

2006-10-01 09:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by CAT 3 · 0 0

Nasty, but still good nonetheless.

2006-10-01 09:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes...sounds from another person's mouth.

2006-10-01 11:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by trikkisparkle 3 · 0 0

LOL...Good one...Thanks.

2006-10-01 09:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by mumtaz 6 · 0 0

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