I've got to a change jobs", the patient said to his psychiatrist. "I've worked in a pickled onion factory for ten years, and last week I started to get this uncontrollable urge to put my dic*k in the onion peeler."
The psychiatrist explain about workplace stress and told him he must learn to relax.
But a week later, the patient was back.
"I don't think I can control myself much longer", he said. "The urge is getting greater. I'm going to put my dic*k in the onion peeler any day now."
The psychiatrist prescribed Valium.
A month later, the patient was back on the psychiatrist's couch.
"I've lost my job", he said. "I finally stuck my dic*k into onion peeler."
"My God!", said the psychiatrist. "What heppened then?"
"I got fired. And Betty, the onion peeler, got fired too."
2006-10-01
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