"We specialise In Hygiene", said the sign at the bread shop.
The customer was delighted when she saw the baker pick up her rolls with a pair of tongs and put them in a bag.
"Untouched by human hands!", said the baker.
"Very good!" said the customer, "but tell me, what is that piece of string hanging out of your fly?"
"hygeine!", said the baker. "When I have a piss I pull it out with the string. My hand never touches my di*ck."
"How do you put it back?", asked the customer.
With the tongs", replied the baker.
2006-10-01 02:23:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMFAO... that is great...
2006-10-01 02:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by ERICA J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and your eye catcher of a question makes me blush to even admit that is why I'm here to answer this! LOL
2006-10-01 11:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke lol
2006-10-01 09:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a wanderfull joke,thank u for the lough.
2006-10-01 09:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn!
2006-10-01 09:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by submariner662 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Hehe, Hoho, Humhum. :)
2006-10-01 09:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're full of these questions today, aren't you?
Nasty joke, but good.
2006-10-01 09:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-10-01 09:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke
2006-10-01 09:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What bakery is this, so I can avoid it?
2006-10-01 09:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...No!...LOL
2006-10-01 09:39:34 · answer #11 · answered by mumtaz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋