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All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around.

The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?"
Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one."
The other sperm says, "What are the chances of that--one in a million?"

The time comes, and they all start swimming and Stanley is way ahead of the pack. Then all of a sudden Stanley stops and starts swimming backward and tells everyone to turn a round and go back.

Everybody says, "Stanley, what's the matter?"

Stanley says, "It's a blow job"

2006-10-01 02:06:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-01 02:11:08 · update #1

22 answers

eww wouldnt that be sooo weird hahaha loved that one babii

i miss u !

2006-10-01 09:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0 0

Thats Really Funny.You Should Write A Book Of Jokes!

2006-10-01 09:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

10 Points Dawg !!

2006-10-01 09:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by NeoNaked 1 · 0 0

Excellent. Best one on this site for a while.

2006-10-01 09:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by malcy 6 · 0 0

funny, lol hahahe lol, very funny, are you just telling a joke cause if you are is hilarious, but sex wise i dont think that is right lol hahahe lol funny

2006-10-01 09:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by mateli6 3 · 0 0

Blow jobs are nature's way of limiting the dumb.

2006-10-01 09:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0 1

Wow clever sperm...LOL..

2006-10-01 09:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by mumtaz 6 · 0 0

yes

2006-10-01 09:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by texan_mailman 4 · 0 1

HA HA HA HA!!!! i want to tell my husband but my kids are sitting right here!!!

i'll have him read it......

2006-10-01 09:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0 0

Yes, LOL!

2006-10-01 09:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0 0

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