Polls & Surveys - 19 September 2006

2006-09-19 14:34:36 · 14 answers · asked by CherryRed 3

i just took the car off the lot and went to work. i was going home and was rear ended to where there was some pretty good damage.

2006-09-19 14:34:02 · 6 answers · asked by nakita 6

it doesn't matter to me - I am who I am this is just a user name.
People have been nagging me - sorry but I 666'd Serendipity!
Does it matter to you?

2006-09-19 14:30:04 · 24 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5

Yeah I'm bored...currently mine is "My Love" by Justin Timberlake

2006-09-19 14:27:55 · 25 answers · asked by Katrina 3

2006-09-19 14:25:37 · 25 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5

2006-09-19 14:23:29 · 34 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5

2006-09-19 14:20:54 · 27 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5

A MOVER OR A SHAKER.

2006-09-19 14:20:16 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5

Do you use the Vista Basic / Defult Blue visual theme or the Windows Classic theme.

2006-09-19 14:18:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

why is it you can ask a simple question on here and people asume what they want. i mean for instance you can write the word fun and someone calls you a slut or something. has anyone noticed this.

2006-09-19 14:17:57 · 14 answers · asked by nakita 6

same old? Did you rock the kazbar?

2006-09-19 14:16:07 · 16 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

I have a VW Golf and am looking into trading in on the current Jetta or possibly 4 door Rabbit. Any thoughts on either of these?

The dealership is having a buyback event, and I have a loaded Golf GLS and maybe able to swing a lower payment on a base model Jetta. I know it would increase the term of the loan, but that is not a concern as much as having a new car at a slightly lower payment could be.

2006-09-19 14:15:07 · 10 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6

I am always getting dirty looks from people I don't even know!

2006-09-19 14:15:05 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-09-19 14:14:56 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6

♫this is a poll, thanks♫

2006-09-19 14:14:08 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable.

For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the.........

Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.

Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car & speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee): When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the shitter. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN): This is a group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR: A pooper who does not realize that you're in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. TURD BURGLARS have been know to cause premature pinchage, which inevitably causes you to pinch one off in the middle.

CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE: This is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert all potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.

UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

2006-09-19 14:13:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you were made of food, what would it be and why?

(assume you regenerate any parts that get nibbled off)

2006-09-19 14:12:30 · 12 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6

I know of only one way - don't eat corn!

2006-09-19 14:10:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I use to have a naked next door neighbor. etc. Where have all the original people gone?

2006-09-19 14:08:06 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

and you answer them all and then you feel lost?

i wish that IIIIIII chick with the red-haired avitar would ask a bunch more questions, i was having fun!!!!

2006-09-19 14:07:47 · 7 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

Nikki wants to know if you're in chess club.
♥ DONT REPORT ME!!!!!♥

2006-09-19 14:07:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lets find out

Simply follow the instuctions and Answer
each question as quickly as you can

Think of a number 1-10
multiply that number by 9
If the number has 2 digits
add those digits together

Now, Subtract 5

Determine what letter in the alphabet
corresponds to the number you ended up with
(e.g. 1=A, 2=B ect)

Think of a Country that starts with that letter

Rmemeber the last letter of that country
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter in the name of that maimal

Think of a FRUIT that starts with that letter
............So what Are You Thinking Of??.........







So,were you thinking of a Kangaroo
in Denmark eating an Orange?

Pretty Freaky?

Are you one of hte 98% who thought of this,
or are you in the 2% whose minds think differently?

2006-09-19 14:07:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Winter is comeing soon. What are some of your favirote things to do during winter? For instance do you like to drink hot choclate or build snowman? Tell me your favirote things 2 do during winter.

2006-09-19 14:05:34 · 22 answers · asked by Blondie 1

i bought...
5 cases of killians
4 case of food for the cats
3 dvds
2 new cds
and 1 BIG bottle of tanqueray...

what did you get?

2006-09-19 14:04:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

just curious
my current color is black

2006-09-19 14:04:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

last episode (i think)

2006-09-19 14:03:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-19 14:01:51 · 15 answers · asked by nakita 6

2006-09-19 14:01:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The numbers will just never match up, will they?

2006-09-19 14:00:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6

2006-09-19 13:59:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous