Secretly hope that cute neighbor sees you.
Notice that your cute neighbor sees you, and start dancing for him/her.
Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your research notes about the dangers of housefires.
Start ranting about the lack of fire sprinklers in residential buildings.
Calm down, talk to a flower, and whistle country music.
Smack yourself on the forehead, run back in and start saving your computers.
Call your mother to tell her.
Wonder if there is a chatroom for victims of housefires.
Blame yourself for the fire.
Sigh, hug your pets, and yell for a neighbor to call the fire department.
Decide to write a haiku about the experience.
Call your agent and arrange for a photo op.
Call the local media.
Take issue with the type of firehose the firemen are using.
Decide to write a non-fiction book about victims of housefires.
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2006-09-06
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