We all know what squirrels are capable of. They can take over the world in ONE swift shot. The are capable of carrying firearms. See picture (http://www.suicidal-tendencies.net/images/Rambo-Squirrel.jpg). They are also capable of weapons of mass destruction. See picture (http://home.nc.rr.com/thebrew/a_squirrel_and_his_nuts.jpg) Notice the two bomb devices hanging from the squirrel. I have had recent sightings of squirrels practicing matrydom against my cats. It hopped out of the tree, and tried to kill my cat. It indeed exploded on impact, killing everything in a 4 inch radius that was smaller then this letter (Q). It's horrible to think there are millions of these things patrolling the trees with their rifles, waiting for the moment to hop out and chitter their teeth and shoot your ****** head off. They also have the annoying ability to bite and not let go. One has bit my finger once, and I had to sacrifice my hand by cutting it off to rid myself of the squirrel of death.
2006-08-21
10:44:37
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