We all know what squirrels are capable of. They can take over the world in ONE swift shot. The are capable of carrying firearms. See picture (http://www.suicidal-tendencies.net/images/Rambo-Squirrel.jpg). They are also capable of weapons of mass destruction. See picture (http://home.nc.rr.com/thebrew/a_squirrel_and_his_nuts.jpg) Notice the two bomb devices hanging from the squirrel. I have had recent sightings of squirrels practicing matrydom against my cats. It hopped out of the tree, and tried to kill my cat. It indeed exploded on impact, killing everything in a 4 inch radius that was smaller then this letter (Q). It's horrible to think there are millions of these things patrolling the trees with their rifles, waiting for the moment to hop out and chitter their teeth and shoot your ****** head off. They also have the annoying ability to bite and not let go. One has bit my finger once, and I had to sacrifice my hand by cutting it off to rid myself of the squirrel of death.
2006-08-21 10:44:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They also have body-modified squirrels that can fly, and drop squirrely wrath upon us at will. What will we do about these monstrosities!!!! They can outfly even the most speedy of fighter jets, and even the sharpest eye can not shoot them out of the sky, what will we ever do!!!!????
2006-08-21 10:47:12 · update #1
Picture links are broken
2006-08-21 10:49:28 · update #2
http://home.nc.rr.com/thebrew/a_squirrel_and_his_nuts.jpg
2006-08-21 10:49:52 · update #3
^^^^^ squirrel with bombs
2006-08-21 10:50:12 · update #4
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3Dutf-8%26fr%3Dslv8-msgr%26p%3Dsuicidal%2520squirrel&w=286&h=364&imgurl=www.suicidal-tendencies.net%2Fimages%2FRambo-Squirrel.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.suicidal-tendencies.net%2F&size=18.0kB&name=Rambo-Squirrel.jpg&p=suicidal+squirrel&type=jpeg&no=4&tt=21&ei=UTF-8
2006-08-21 10:50:36 · update #5
Yes, squirrels exist to start evil. They cause many accidents and thefts.
2006-08-21 10:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by jjc92787 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Problem is they have watched too much TV and believe the insurance commercial where the people swerve to miss this squirrels and have a wreck instead. They believe this so strongly that they run out in front of cars thinking they will be safe. SPLAT, another one down and out for the count.
2006-08-21 17:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok time to put down the bottle bong and go outside for some fresh air. The squirrels are not out to get you. Shhh, everything will be okay. Here lets just put your head down on this pillow....hey it's a squirrel...holy s### I never knew they were this crazy. Cool.
2006-08-21 17:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by kackaway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until they get hit by a car and twitch till they death
2006-08-21 17:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♠♣♥Rogue♣♥♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your story; It's great. That would make a wonderful t.v. series. You could make all kinds of killer squirrel memorabilia and stuff. I love it.
2006-08-21 17:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Q~T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter,what a kind of stuff you use to smoke, but I want to have it too!
2006-08-21 17:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by montanus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kil squirels.
2006-08-21 17:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we should just give up and kill ourselves. You go first.
2006-08-21 17:52:16 · answer #8 · answered by bob_317 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get help, before you contaminate others.
2006-08-21 17:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO US!!!! SQUIRRELS WILL RULE!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!
2006-08-21 18:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Just Love It♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋