why is magic johnson still alive? i had a dream where in it everyone who wasnt awesome died and i died with all the losers. i wish i had more time to spend carving the word **** into dining tables at public restaurants. maybe the holocaust wasnt such a bad idea but dont stop at the jews do every religion. when i was a fetus i wanted to kick a hole i my mothers uterus and crush her heart in my fist and now i am a man and i want to do it to my girlfriend. her hair is all silky and stupid. her eyes are all brown and peering. go shave your legs before i throw up again. i am always throwing up and all i eat is pepto bismol, coffee, and cinnamon rice cakes. i want to chain smoke and blow it in a fat persons open eye ball while they are eating. i wish i wouldve been born without genitals. i want to nail my penis to a birch tree and sing the canadain national anthem in german. that would be a big f*ckin burlap bag full of glass shards and fun.
i hope a grizzly bear tears off your face now.
2006-08-06
07:15:28
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