Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps.
Cross-eyes mosquitos, and bow-legged ants.
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you of what I know nothing about.
There will be a meeting tonight, early in the morning at the women's club...men only.
Admission free, pay at the door. Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One dark night in the middle of the day,
Two dead boys got up to play.
Back to back they faced eachother,
Drew their swords and shot eachother.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story is true,
Just ask the blind man...he saw it too!
2006-08-29
12:20:29
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