Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil over to discuss how to resolve the dispute. Satan suggests a game of football between Heaven and Hell.
God, always fair, says to the devil, "the heat must be affecting your brain, the game will be so one sided! Don't you know all the good players go to heaven?"
"Yeah," replied the Devil, smiling, "but we've got all the refs..."
2007-12-30
05:18:57
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