Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil over to discuss how to resolve the dispute. Satan suggests a game of football between Heaven and Hell.
God, always fair, says to the devil, "the heat must be affecting your brain, the game will be so one sided! Don't you know all the good players go to heaven?"
"Yeah," replied the Devil, smiling, "but we've got all the refs..."
2007-12-30 05:18:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny Fidgety.
What's with the new Avatar picture? You look a lot younger.Have you had plastic surgery over the holiday period?
2007-12-31 02:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes - but what was the scorch????
I meant score of course - but I dropped my pencil and someone knocked on the door and the dog went wild and all hell broke loose so I missed the result.
Did Heaven win?
2007-12-30 05:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lmao thats why my home team has been having a hard time this year, the darn refs from helI
2007-12-30 05:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's some funny jokes:
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2007-12-30 07:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by Question Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as the other jokes that you post, but its OK!
2007-12-31 06:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the managers!
2007-12-30 21:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-30 07:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-12-30 05:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Good one! Now I have to train to be a referee!!! LOL
2007-12-30 06:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-12-30 05:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋