Entertainment & Music - 30 December 2007

ok i ran out of answers so im gonna log off soon but heres 2 points as a gift just consider it as a late christmas present for you!

2007-12-30 12:24:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-30 12:23:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a reputation for corny jokes in my class (ex: why was the penguin afraid to go to england? because he was afraid of wales.) and i wanna give a really good one. i heard this one and i was curious as to whether it was worthy of noncorny status:

'A man asked God,"How long is a million years to you?"
God replied, "Only a second."
The man asked, " How much is a million dollars worth to you?"
God answered,"Only a penny."
Then the man asked," God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Just give me a second."

Any input would be wonderful!

2007-12-30 12:23:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think it's 22, including two remakes (newest Bond movies Cosino Royale and Bond 22), but I don't know the names of all of them and don't ask why, but I just like watching movies in order. Anyway, I'll be grateful if you could answer this question.

2007-12-30 12:23:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

mine is my ears
:D

2007-12-30 12:23:00 · 18 answers · asked by luxxx ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-30 12:22:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A single man walks into the store and buys whole-wheat bread, 3 brown eggs, and a jug of non-fat milk. The cashier says, "I know you are single." The man askes, "How did you know?" The cashier replies, "Your'e ugly."

Boy, that was a good one. Hahaha

2007-12-30 12:22:44 · 4 answers · asked by X 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 12:22:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like til' midnight or do you fall asleep???

I stay up the whole night :D!!

2007-12-30 12:22:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how many points do you have???

just wondering

2007-12-30 12:21:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:19:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

These are (supposedly) actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but their comments are priceless.

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Your child has delusions of adequacy.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

This child has been working with glue too much.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week

It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

As a Middle school math teacher.....if only I could have been allowed to have made certain comments........ Hope you enjoyed!

2007-12-30 12:19:46 · 4 answers · asked by njmarknj 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Jo

2007-12-30 12:19:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell me, please! I need to laugh :)

2007-12-30 12:19:32 · 9 answers · asked by Clueless 5 in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-30 12:18:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:18:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A "hooker" asked a surgeon 2 make another hole in her a**. The surgeon asked, "Why"? she said business is good so i'm opening another location......!

2007-12-30 12:18:41 · 3 answers · asked by LaT D 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-30 12:18:38 · 35 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:18:06 · 8 answers · asked by xoxo 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:18:05 · 9 answers · asked by Archie M 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:17:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's quite disgusting! A lot of my friends like it but its gross!

2007-12-30 12:17:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-12-30 12:17:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like 50's clothing.

2007-12-30 12:16:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:16:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:16:36 · 8 answers · asked by booyah™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:16:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you just walk away and say what a sissy or would u lend me ur sholder to cry on?

2007-12-30 12:16:21 · 14 answers · asked by kAyLa LiKeS tOpHatS (backup) 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've asked questions about where you've been! Gosh, welcome back!!!
:D♥

2007-12-30 12:15:56 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Kim♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-30 12:15:54 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys