I have a reputation for corny jokes in my class (ex: why was the penguin afraid to go to england? because he was afraid of wales.) and i wanna give a really good one. i heard this one and i was curious as to whether it was worthy of noncorny status:
'A man asked God,"How long is a million years to you?"
God replied, "Only a second."
The man asked, " How much is a million dollars worth to you?"
God answered,"Only a penny."
Then the man asked," God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Just give me a second."
Any input would be wonderful!
2007-12-30 12:23:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks so much!
2007-12-30 12:34:49 · update #1
I think it's cute. The penguin one, I mean.
The second one is hilarious. I'm religious and it makes me smile.
I think they're both really adorable.
2007-12-30 15:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by ann-uh! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's a little corny but it's still cute. I have to say i laughed. Good luck with it.
2007-12-30 20:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by Rhonda S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a cool joke I guess it was kinda funny but I didnt laugh out loud.
2007-12-30 21:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by jordann,orono 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is why there are Grand ma's
because that input would had been
taken away from you and yo would be using a pencil
WITH NO ERASER
You ..would buy Yo,, Crayons [broken ones]
2007-12-30 22:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-12-30 20:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by I really hate my job... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are both great jokes, I am a big fan of cheesy or corny jokes!
2007-12-30 20:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by John P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Not corney!
2007-12-31 07:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by goalaska 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guarantee you, corny or not I will tell that joke!
2007-12-30 20:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by sirranksarot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm...idk it was funni to me but who knos i might be corny myself...lol
2007-12-30 20:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by K0ol-Aid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i get it but not haha funny
2007-12-30 20:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥ hey how ur doin' =) ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋