Entertainment & Music - 29 December 2007

Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

2007-12-29 06:55:11 · 19 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Thumbs down for honest answers, reporting for no reason, making contact to find dates only and a lot more! lol What has happened to this place?

2007-12-29 06:54:50 · 31 answers · asked by Alright 6 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you so much for your answers :)

2007-12-29 06:54:28 · 86 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:54:15 · 40 answers · asked by Snowflake 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:54:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:51:54 · 96 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is your belly button an INNIE or an OUTIE???????

2007-12-29 06:51:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey just wondering everyone what was ur first part time job and how did u manage to get it????

Mine was working for my uncle who lives on a farm....wats urs???!

2007-12-29 06:51:24 · 4 answers · asked by Darren 1 in Polls & Surveys

...or both??

2007-12-29 06:51:16 · 7 answers · asked by S.T.F.U. already 6 in Polls & Surveys

:)

2007-12-29 06:51:15 · 18 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

How Cute Are YOU? :*)

2007-12-29 06:51:03 · 53 answers · asked by ºAvilaº 5 in Polls & Surveys

Instead of being on Yahoo Answers, what should you really be doing?

2007-12-29 06:50:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She's single and very nice, don't let the horns put you off

2007-12-29 06:50:33 · 27 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you so much for all your answers :)

2007-12-29 06:50:20 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would choose J-Lo to represent me.

2007-12-29 06:49:30 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

~peace and have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-29 06:49:04 · 45 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:48:54 · 23 answers · asked by Silence 3 in Polls & Surveys

Twenty minutes of rummaging through the fridge cos I didn't see anything good, I decided to settle on a spicy veggie burger crumbled up on some salad, topped with rice and cheese. Turned out to be pretty good...

2007-12-29 06:48:20 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:48:11 · 5 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

just curious...cuz im not buying this stuff that "he doesnt go hard enough" or not enough multi's or w/e else b.s. u can come up with...whats the underlying reason you hate lupe fiasco?

2007-12-29 06:47:55 · 20 answers · asked by ĤNIC {R.I.P. Sean Taylor} 5 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Here is my order:
1. 2Pac
2. Notorious B.I.G.
3. Jay-Z
4. Nas

2007-12-29 06:47:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Slayer vs Fallout Boy
Metallica vs My Chemical Romance
Testament vs Red Jumpsuit Appararus
Anthrax vs Saosin
Lacuna Coil vs Paramore
Megadeth vs Panic at the Disco
Iron Maiden vs The academy is
Black Sabbath vs Boys Like Girls
Mastodon vs Good Charlotte
Suicidal Tendencies vs Simple Plan
Tool vs HIM

choose wisely

2007-12-29 06:47:43 · 19 answers · asked by Scream Bloody Gore anti jonas 6 in Rock and Pop

Or would you try and change them?
Thank you so much for all your answers :)

2007-12-29 06:47:37 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:46:30 · 21 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:46:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

;-0

2007-12-29 06:45:45 · 39 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:45:33 · 9 answers · asked by irish_matt 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:45:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-29 06:44:59 · 19 answers · asked by Yidiot (detoxed) 2 in Polls & Surveys

And Chester, video-games do not count this time. :-)

2007-12-29 06:44:43 · 13 answers · asked by EmilyJune 5 in Polls & Surveys