Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
2007-12-29 06:55:11 · 19 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...excellent as usual from you...star
2007-12-29 06:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-12-29 07:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-29 09:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will go out tonight just to use these.....
i have hard this years ago, forgotton all abut them now i will wipe the tears of laghter off my face (they are always funny), and get ready for a night out on the town.
2007-12-29 07:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by dejavu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant ones.
2007-12-30 00:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Forest Flame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have a lot of guys use really bad pick-up lines on you.
So do you come here often? j/k
2007-12-29 07:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by labotomy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe nice funny ones
2007-12-29 08:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodo! A star on it's way.
2007-12-29 07:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by Mistress B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Those are pretty funny. Star for you!
2007-12-29 07:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by Alexandrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think i tried a few of them
star award
2007-12-29 11:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very sad about that man which you have mentioned above
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2007-12-29 06:58:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋