Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

or how do you feel? LOL, I've had a cold for the past week and someone just told me I have a nasty attitude when I'm under the weather. LOL

2007-12-10 00:50:06 · 31 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

2007-12-10 00:49:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-10 00:48:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did your NFL team win this week?

How bout them Cowboyz :|

2007-12-10 00:48:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I drempt I threw my ex wife out a window when I found out she was cheating on me.

Could this mean Im up for a promotion at work?

2007-12-10 00:48:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:47:45 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:47:27 · 28 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

i reached my daily limit for my answers, votes and stars..
i cant wait for another day .arghhhhhhhhh
lol

2007-12-10 00:46:03 · 15 answers · asked by nobody 3 in Polls & Surveys

stockings

2007-12-10 00:45:17 · 3 answers · asked by jeffrey p 2 in Other - Music

2007-12-10 00:45:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have 18 more days until my birthday! it's december 28th, how many days till yours??? ♥♥

2007-12-10 00:45:00 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ElizabethAnne♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:44:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

It's just the tap of a button and it checks your spelling for you. What could be so hard about that?

2007-12-10 00:44:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. what will you be bringing?
2. what time will you be coming?
3. who would you love to kiss under the mistletoe
4. whats your poison?
5. body shots? yes or no?

2007-12-10 00:44:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.

"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.

He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't.

2007-12-10 00:43:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your opinions on this clip, about kenny rogers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGcfHieqqs&NR=1

2007-12-10 00:42:39 · 1 answers · asked by ? 3 in Comedy

movie is about a fauther and son,i cant remember name of the fauther but i believe the sons name was joey.movie is about a doo wop reunion and fauther was lead singer for the group,cant remember song but i think this is some of the lyrics.dream lover where are you.

2007-12-10 00:42:28 · 1 answers · asked by sara v 2 in Movies

2007-12-10 00:42:20 · 13 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or seeing stars?

2007-12-10 00:41:53 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ WitchyWoman ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Shop, what would you:

Sell?
Name that shop?

Mine would have to be Car parts i.e tuning etc, Id call it Speedy Sarah's! lol

2007-12-10 00:41:07 · 58 answers · asked by Saz 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:40:26 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:39:55 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.


Now why was I kicked out of Sunday school for singing this?

2007-12-10 00:39:54 · 31 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

I find that weird lol.

2007-12-10 00:38:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

shopping habits? LOL

2007-12-10 00:38:30 · 19 answers · asked by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 in Polls & Surveys

it fits her pretty well but the arms are kinda long....
anybody know a good tailor?

2007-12-10 00:37:27 · 7 answers · asked by wundumgai 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:37:24 · 1 answers · asked by nothinagainstmaggie 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-10 00:36:33 · 24 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know mine did. I was messed up like the entire weekend, so I remember hardly anything except like little bits and peices haha. It was great though, wish it wernt over. What did yall do this weekend?

2007-12-10 00:36:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 00:36:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys