A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
2007-12-10 00:49:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny baby!!
my bedtime now. will answer rest when i get up!!
will be waiting for you. lol
starred!!
2007-12-10 00:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Chris have a star
2007-12-10 08:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-10 09:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i only do it when the day ends with a "Y", pmsl hun
star time
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2007-12-10 15:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good joke and is very funy.
2007-12-10 08:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by nay nay 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha have a star,,,it`s the way you tell `em,,ha ha
2007-12-10 08:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-10 08:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Rana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's wicked!!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
10/10 and your star is on its way!! *
2007-12-10 08:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good One.
2007-12-10 08:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....good one...LOL...Dont you think wife is better with empty upper portion...LOL
2007-12-10 14:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋