Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2007

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up
and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all
the money, the dice, her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know I didn't see anything but a
very nice pair of t-ts and a tight little butt... I thought YOU
were watching!"

I was, I was watching the same thing as you.

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

2007-12-08 09:14:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

think the quoet "if its meant to happen it will" is true or not why or why not

2007-12-08 09:14:05 · 4 answers · asked by Emma Louise' Has returned (: 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know I do! He is so awsome!

2007-12-08 09:13:57 · 59 answers · asked by ~Hi :)~ 1 in Celebrities

Where are u all guys woo hoo is there any one else or busy in christmas shoppings DAMN

2007-12-08 09:13:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 09:13:30 · 6 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Polls & Surveys

How jealous are you ?

2007-12-08 09:13:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mom dropped me when I was a baby, can you tell?

2007-12-08 09:13:27 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 09:13:27 · 12 answers · asked by ExpressYOURSELF! :) 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have all the Beatles studio albums, and I'd like to complete my collection. Any set that has all of them on CD? (I know the Stones have something like this)

I DO NOT want any "greatest hits" albums or anything like that, and I already have the "1" compilation of the Beatles

2007-12-08 09:12:53 · 5 answers · asked by Brian H 1 in Rock and Pop

Bah, she was just doing it to get the sympathy vote.

I can't belive Nikki is out.

Now I want Rhydian to win!

2007-12-08 09:12:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

As for me, it was when Michael Jordan and the Bulls won the championship on Fathers Day, just over 2 years after MJ's father was murdered. I remember how Jordan cried in the post-game interview, I cried with him.

R.I.P. James R Jordan Sr.

2007-12-08 09:12:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he barely stands a chance ,he's been rubbish most weeks too ,what do you think ?

2007-12-08 09:11:44 · 28 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Reality Television

on Pilgrim Travler's question about giving miss ellie a hug ????? I chatted....you must give everyone a violation on that quesion. Cause we ALL CHATTED. Where can I turn myself in ???? You have deleted the question!!!!

2007-12-08 09:11:39 · 16 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 09:11:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the one with the most letters wins!! but no makin up names!

2007-12-08 09:10:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the deal with this show?
the girls are skanky, no class hos?

2007-12-08 09:09:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-12-08 09:09:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your contacts answering everyone elses questions but none of yours?

2007-12-08 09:08:12 · 27 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 09:08:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i missed it? thanks.

2007-12-08 09:07:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

It's a fact that most people like blue the best.

2007-12-08 09:06:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 09:06:55 · 14 answers · asked by Orls 2 in Other - Television

2007-12-08 09:06:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like:
afi
mcr
linkin park
paramore
the automatic automatic

2007-12-08 09:06:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

It's not a new movie. It came out like 2 years ago. The children try to seperate their parents. Once theur parents finally seperate is when the kids finally start to get along. Some of the people in the movie are Drake Bell, Miranda....(Drake/Josh's sister from Drake and Josh), and Daniel Panabaker(i think)

2007-12-08 09:06:35 · 6 answers · asked by rainbow girl 1 in Movies

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=gE5sok1qCPw

2007-12-08 09:03:44 · 27 answers · asked by Chamillitary Mayne 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 09:02:33 · 37 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

Specifically, the names Shinji (as in Shinji Ikari, from Neon Genesis Evangelion) and Shinichi (as in Shinichi Chiaki, from Nodame Cantabile.) I realize there is no connection between the two mangas. But, are these common Japanese boys' names...? Is one a version of the other, or are the resemblance only a superficial conincidence? Just wondering.

8 DEC 07, 2205 hrs, GMT.

2007-12-08 09:00:46 · 8 answers · asked by cdf-rom 7 in Comics & Animation

aka americas next top model??

2007-12-08 08:59:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm moving toward getting gigs and performing, but I'm under-listened-to. I have eleven songs at http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=771520&content=music but how can I interest/motivate people to listen and react to them?

2007-12-08 08:59:19 · 4 answers · asked by beingagood1 5 in Other - Entertainment