Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up
and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all
the money, the dice, her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I didn't see anything but a
very nice pair of t-ts and a tight little butt... I thought YOU
were watching!"
I was, I was watching the same thing as you.
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
2007-12-08 09:14:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you know us men to well
2007-12-08 13:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does it for me Irish, i love the blonde jokes. 10/10+star. xx
2016-04-08 02:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-08 10:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone posted this about 2days ago or something but what the heck have a star!
2007-12-08 09:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had the body to pull this off in Vegas!
2007-12-08 10:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol yep funny, saying couldnt be more true lol, have a star hun x
2007-12-08 09:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a joke where blondes r smart, STAR
2007-12-08 09:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by jettica24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-08 09:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least they kept an eye on her !
2007-12-08 13:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-08 22:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love this one!one of the only blonde jokes that i found hilarious!!!!
2007-12-08 09:21:16 · answer #11 · answered by robyn6321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋