Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2007

2007-11-24 06:04:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 06:03:52 · 13 answers · asked by hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if you like this one. Thx.

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.

“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.

“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”

“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”

The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”

“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.

“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...’”

2007-11-24 06:02:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 06:02:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy goes into one of these emporium type of shops situated at the corner of a street of terraced houses.

He sees a display of remote controls.

"How much for one of those?" he asks the guy behind the counter.

"Fifty pence." the guys says.

"Fifty pence? I take it they are not very good!" the man laughs

"Not at all. The best you can get - will control any TV you want." the man says perfectly seriously.

The guy buys one and then sees a DVD player and asks how much that is.

"A pound." the guys says without so much as a flicker of emotion.

"A pound?!" the customer says, "It must be junk."

"Nope." says the guy with grim seriousness, "The very best, will read any disc you put in, it also doubles up as a karaoke machine."

"I'll take the lot!" the guy says thinking to test him out.

"Sure, got your car with you? Here, take my mobile and phone all your friends and tell them about this sale - must end today." He holds out the mobile, his face straight as a die.

"I certainly will thanks, but look, I don't understand what's going on here." the man says as he starts dialing the first of his mates.

"Well," says the poker faced guy, leaning across the counter. He jerks his thumb upwards "My boss is upstairs with my wife. And what he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business."

2007-11-24 06:02:02 · 30 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Which way are you out of balance?

2007-11-24 06:01:25 · 7 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

Yourself?

2007-11-24 06:00:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 06:00:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 06:00:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in Texas and letely they have been showing video of the "Houston Medical Center Demolition Mystery" it creeps me out because I do think someone was in there, but I might be wrong!!! If you look close you notice something does move, but that's what I think, what do you think?

P.S. Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEzZNhzHz8

2007-11-24 05:59:31 · 9 answers · asked by BHH [Bustin' Ho's Heads] 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:59:15 · 8 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

i never did til now

2007-11-24 05:58:47 · 9 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ AvA ♪ ♫ 5 in Polls & Surveys

pantless, homeless,no presents but for love in the world,and hungry?

2007-11-24 05:58:08 · 25 answers · asked by t_blond_chick 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am on my 3rd Beer ...lol.

2007-11-24 05:58:03 · 20 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:57:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:57:11 · 20 answers · asked by Mrs. Smith 2 in Polls & Surveys

what do you think is sexy to have pierced?? i have 3 holes pierced in each ear and 1 on top in my left ear and im thinking of getting my belly button.... but what do you like to be pierced?????

thanks..... i think if you just have 2 holes (1 in each) you're too conserative... your opinion?

2007-11-24 05:57:04 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:57:02 · 21 answers · asked by Callumaniac 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:55:59 · 8 answers · asked by ๑۩۞۩๑ฐнaอy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:55:50 · 7 answers · asked by NONAME 5 in Polls & Surveys

grandma yet????

it's that time of year now and Santa is almost on the way =D

2007-11-24 05:54:57 · 8 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 05:54:51 · 5 answers · asked by curlybballstar 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am really into bob dylan's sound. Any suggestions? New or Old, it doesnt matter.

2007-11-24 05:53:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-24 05:53:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i got my 2nd hole in my ear yesterday silver studs it hurt a bit more than the first but not bad at all....

but how many do you have?? and do you think people will notice my 2nd hole if i pull my hair up????? i like my ears with 2 piercings in each a whole lot better!!

2007-11-24 05:53:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

home for Christmas???

2007-11-24 05:53:14 · 17 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

I can't remember so every single time I have to put hugs not the X or the O.

2007-11-24 05:53:04 · 11 answers · asked by dawn 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is August 13, does anyone have the same one as me?

2007-11-24 05:52:59 · 30 answers · asked by Nowhere Child 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-24 05:51:30 · 33 answers · asked by Jay :) 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is there anyone or anything you love more ?

2007-11-24 05:51:16 · 10 answers · asked by ....................... 7 in Polls & Surveys