this blond is looking for extra cash and this guy says " you can paint my porch. She looks around and says " I'll do it for fifty bucks." So he gets her the things for the job and sends her on her way to get started. He tells his wife and she she says "is she nuts? Does she know it wraps all around the house?" Anyway about two hours later she says "ok I'm done!" he gets her the fifty bucks and she turns to walk away and says " oh ya mister, it's not a porch it's a Lexus!!!"
2007-11-16
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