This page contains excuses that people have used for not turning up for work.
I can't come to work today, i'm farting blood
Im Sorry I Wont Be In Work Today My House Set On Fire And Everything Got Burnt
I cant come into work today because my leg is stuck in the drain outside of my house, and the rescue team haven't arrived yet to get it out.
I cant come to work because I lost the house keys, I'm locked in.
Dave can't come to work today because, I, his other personality has taken over and I dont work.
Im Sorry I Wont Be In Work Today My House Set On Fire And Everything Got Burnt
I cant come into work today because my leg is stuck in the drain outside of my house, and the rescue team haven't arrived yet to get it out.
I cant come to work because I lost the house keys, I'm locked in.
Dave can't come to work today because, I, his other personality has taken over and I dont work.
It is against my religion to work on Mondays and Wednesdays.
2007-11-12
05:30:10
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